Dear reader,
Please stare at the looping gif image and listen to the music provided [dopplereffekt gesamtkunstwerk].
How does it make you feel? Do you have an increased sense of self worth? Increased apathy? Suicidal, perhaps? If I said the word "Erogenous", do you see the colour purple? If you have the equipment at home, take a measurement of the serotonin levels in your blood; I think you'll find that they have increased.
Write down your reports and send them to Dr. James O'Reilly, Fine Gael Offices, Dail Eireann.
Your government loves you.
Enda "Jesus" Kenny.
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