I listened, awestruck, to last Tuesdays RTÉ Liveline, where a man came on air and said that Rachel Allen was running around with a "huge gun" on a "murder" rampage. You can listen yourself with the embedded clip.
[ Listen on Liveline website ]
Wild and vivid images passed through my mind, not dissimilar to the picture I created above. Being a ghoul, I rushed to the internet to find this image of delectable Gore & Gomorrah, which was described on-par with the details of a rampage by the likes of Anders Breivik or Nordine Amrani! What I got instead was the image below:
I am being facetious, of course. I knew damn well that all this talk of "big guns" and "murder" would bring nothing more than an ordinary image of a person with a double barrel shotgun and a couple of dead birds. The caller was adamant to highlight his outrage though. Even though he wasn't to upset at people eating meat, the fact that Rachel Allen is a chef and went onto to cook the birds was irrelevent to him, for she was brandishing a "massive gun" in a photograph and thus, committing "murder". He was probably just trollin' to advertise his "Animal Rights" website, to be honest. The organisation connected to this website appears to be modelled on PETA, both in activity, and insanity.
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