Barack Obama: Antichrist Incarnate?

[ A blog post from 2008, "Obama Is The Antichrist?",  which I thought would repost with some minor updates, and a re-upload of the video, which had been deleted. Additions in red text. ]

There I was, browsing through Christian films (I do that every now and again). I found one gem, "Countdown to Armageddon", which was made in 1996. It's another one of those, "the world is more evil now than ever" productions. I was having a good old chuckle their take on the world as it was in 1996. They came out with things like Jamie Bulger's killing is a sign that the end is nigh. Then the topic of the Antichrist raised its horny head. The laughing stopped and I thought "holy shit", to myself. They had described the Antichrist just as you'd describe Barack Obama!


[ video ]

Lets look at the points:

• "Great charisma, and speaking ability" People complained that we don't know what Obama's agenda's are. Some wondered, does he actually have any real ideas at all, but everyone has agreed that he's got a silver tongue and shit loads of charisma.

• "rise to power on a wave of world euphoria" Everyone in the world is talking about Obama. Even in Ireland people were crying over his election. I'd say that's a "wave of world euphoria" if ever I heard one.

• "saves the world from its economic and political problems" The world economy is currently fucked. Will he fix it? Well we don't know yet, but whats being said everywhere (even here) is that he brings hope, hope for a great change. Not sure about this economic one yet, but all will surely become clear!
  

• "7 year plan" 8 years in office (if he gets re-elected)

• "The nations of Europe will give their power and strength unto the beast" animus in consulendo liber, the global police force, NATO... Germany holds more USA military bases than any other country in the world.

• "does not regard the desire of women" Two female candidates involved in the last election. A woman running for president, first time ever! He smited them both. If you read this line of scripture backwards and inside-out it kinda makes sense, kinda... ok its a weak point. Ding, ding, ding... Obama now openly supports gay marriage [huffingtonpost]. Of course, gay marriage also includes women marrying each other, but that's largely irrelevant. 
  

• "stern look" Yes!

• "3 and a half years into his 7 year reign, he will break the covenant" Now this is the spookiest part of all. Obama takes over in 2009, 3 and a half years after that is the middle of 2012. Scriptures say that very soon after the covenant is broken, Jesus will return and Judgement Day will be upon us.. "Very soon after" the middle of 2012 is the much bespoke of, "End of the Mayan Calander." There are countless separate accounts and reasons for why 2012 might be the end of the world as we know it. I first heard about this back in the 90's when reading about Terence McKenna's description on his Time-Wave Zero theory. Theres also fractal-time theories, black holes and other jobbies. 

• "3 and a half years into his 7 year reign, he will break the covenant" The covenant spoken of is with Israel, which is interesting because of America's close alignment with the Jewish state. It's hard to see how a rift could occur. Perhaps Jerusalem is really key to this though. Perhaps, Obama will force Israel to hand Jerusalem back to the Palestinians? The Beast works in mysterious ways!

• "Several major wars during his seven year reign..." Iraq is [kinda] over since the start of this year, but Afghanistan wages on. Libya was bombed to shit. Syria is looking tasty. And then there is Iran...

Ok so, you think it's all coincidence then huh? Old Gamma's gone a bit gammy... You're probably saying "but this could refer to anyone." Absolutely it could, but this was made in 1996, long before any mention of Obama. So what if its a bit woolly, and the producers of the film predicted that the Antichrist might in fact be a Russian, that doesn't prove anything! Actually, this prediction is probably based on the USA notion that the secular USSR was an "evil empire", and that all Russians are evil anyway. If you still think this is fiction, what have you got to say about the following then! Listen back to the start of the video...

• "The rise of a one world government, headed by a superhuman dictator"

Watch this, from the mouth of the "beast" himself!


The rise of a one world government... a New World "International Order!"


"I was not born in a manger" ["not" = anti "born in a manger" = Christ]. "I was sent here by my father Jor-El..." A cleverly veiled statement to say that he is really the "Son of Perdition"...

Not only does he mock the birth of his enemy, but he also refers to himself as superhuman. Or how about this? Or These?? Oh you may laugh now, but in 2012 when the 4 monkey men of the apocalyptic Armageddon are chasing after you, don't come running to me. So fall on your knees now and begged to be saved by the Jeebus!

[Obama image via Wonkette]

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Looking back at this post in 2012, I thought I would be laughing. Not a chance though. With Israel and Iran tempting each other into a nuclear war; a war in the land of Armageddon, and in the year of 2012; the world's destruction is surely imminent! 

Obama has to be the Antichrist. There are no other candidates. Surely not this man, pictured to the left. A lovely man who loves animals could never be the beast. Wait a moment! Beast = animal. Hmmm... where did that video say the Antichrist came from again!?

It also couldn't be Ireland's leader, because Enda Kenny is too fucking useless to do anything as interesting as enslaving mankind.