
Euro Neuro "Give me chance, to refinance." Rambo Amadeus
I've listened to this song far more than any other that appeared in this year's Eurovision song contest. Rambo was singing something rather cryptic about the whole Euro/Europe problem, but it was clear from the performance that he wanted to make a special commentary on how shit things are in Greece; a wooden horse/donkey appeared on stage. When the dust settled, Greece gave Rambo 0 points for his effort.
I just took this picture of some Euro notes, using my 10 year old smartphone, a Nokia 7650. This really is just an excuse to say that Nokia made "smartphones" long before that iPhone crap came about, but just shortly before the cancer cells started attaching themselves to Steve Jobs' pancreas. I wonder will future versions of Instagram start to mimic the shit quality of early digital photography. I hope so, because then I finally say I have a fine collection of original "retro" classic cameras.
I felt bad about Greece so I went down to Lidl to support their produce, and look, I am! Oh no wait, I'm not.
I know how we can solve the Euro crisis: Europe could float Greece on the stock market. It worked well for the Mark Fuckerberg and his Facebook... well, for him personally anyway. And Greece would definitely float, I've seen greece floating in a gutter once. Ouch, I gave that one both barrels. Ah what the hell, sure what's a little cutting of throats between friends in the union? Speaking of friends cutting throats in a union, here's a picture of Radovan Karadžić and Slobodan Milošević.

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