After yesterday's [this morning's] blog post [Riemann's Cut] I discovered that this blog is blocked in Iran. The excitement lasted for about 3 seconds though, when I realised that all blogspot blogs are arbitrarily blocked (hence the subtle typo).
Iran are currently making their own internet, which is promised to be completely cut off from the rest of the world. I wish them luck with that. It's going to be like one big lan party, but with more public hangings (depends on the types of LAN parties you've attended I guess). They have just disabled access to Gmail recently, surely war with America is imminent.
If you'd like to know if you're blocked in Iran, before everything is blocked, try here [blockediniran.com].
2 comments:
It must be something you said?
For some reason, I'm not blocked, so I'll have to rectify that. Got any politically incorrect messages you want me to send 'em on your behalf?
Tell the Ahmed man that his 4th born will suffer a terrible rash on their left buttock that will be in the shape of Israel, and it will herald a disaster in their nuclear facility when a group of Gay Pride activists break in and send the reactors into a cascading meltdown.
This will lead to humiliating reach out to America for help with the situation, and Ahmadinejad will have to kiss the feet of Hilary Clinton.
She will bring with her a team of nuclear scientists that sort out the problem, but before she leaves she gives Ahmadinejad a birth cert showing that his mother is a Jew. He will fly into such a rage that he momentarily becomes a homosexual, and copulates with all of his male staff.
Upon returning to his heterosexual self, he runs out into the desert and isn't heard from for the next 7 years, when he shows up in Ireland selling houses to travelers.
That should do it, I think.
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