Have you ever Wondered what Anne Hathaway's Skull looks like.



Before our main feature, please enjoy watching as a wax-flesh head melts in the heat of an oven. Listen as Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring" plays.. Marvel at the derp face ending.






Anne Hathaway has very unusual ratios for facial features, even her fans must admit this. I sometimes wonder what her skull looks like; it must be fascinating.

I recently I caught myself searching for "Anne Hathaway head MRI scan". I had to have a lie down, I was getting carried away thinking that the Internet was like some magic box. You can't say it's all that strange though, considering we live in a voyeuristic era, where celebs love showing off every intimate aspect of their  personal lives, even x-rays of their buttocks [riemanns cut]. I'm sure I'm not the first one to search for it, or search for "Tom Cruise's colostomy video".

I hope that they put Hathaway's skull on display at some point in the future. Perhaps in a thousand years, they will dig her up and put it in a museum, like we do now with bog-bodies and Egyptian pharaohs.  

1 comment:

Joan Burton's Barse said...

I would dearly love to see Ann Hathaway being set alight, perhaps by the dancing priest. That is all.

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