Before our main feature, please enjoy watching as a wax-flesh head melts in the heat of an oven. Listen as Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring" plays.. Marvel at the derp face ending.
![]() Anne Hathaway has very unusual ratios for facial features, even her fans must admit this. I sometimes wonder what her skull looks like; it must be fascinating. I recently I caught myself searching for "Anne Hathaway head MRI scan". I had to have a lie down, I was getting carried away thinking that the Internet was like some magic box. You can't say it's all that strange though, considering we live in a voyeuristic era, where celebs love showing off every intimate aspect of their personal lives, even x-rays of their buttocks [riemanns cut]. I'm sure I'm not the first one to search for it, or search for "Tom Cruise's colostomy video". I hope that they put Hathaway's skull on display at some point in the future. Perhaps in a thousand years, they will dig her up and put it in a museum, like we do now with bog-bodies and Egyptian pharaohs. |



1 comment:
I would dearly love to see Ann Hathaway being set alight, perhaps by the dancing priest. That is all.
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