"Departure of the Witches": Luis Ricardo Faléro

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At first glance, you might be forgiven for thinking that these were modern pieces, modern in the sense of the 20th century anyway. Both the colour pallet and some elements hint at this, but of course, the shape of the female figures tell a different story. Both relate to the early 19th Century German play "Faust" by Johann Goethe,  and were painted by the Spainish artist Luis Ricardo Faléro, in 1880 and 1878, respectively. Both paintings don't have official titles, but many consider the painting on the left to be "The Witches Sabbath" and on the right, the "Departure of the Witches", which depicts the vision the character of Faust, had in the play:
"Falero’s Vision de Faust presents Faust’s dream as he experiences an adventure through the Satanic realm where witches and demons journey to a communal gathering. Satan, or Mephistopheles, was seen by the Romantics as the dark shadow that enabled humans to see the brilliance of heavenly light; only by knowing the depth of his darkness, could one appreciate the greatness of the light. The faces and striking poses of Falero’s demonic women bring the darkness to an entrancing level of detail, a truly captivating vision."
There are lots of details to admire, especially in the larger versions. My favorite elements are the bats and the glowing red eyes belonging to the center character. More background information on the paintings, as well as information on Faléro's preparatory studies, can be found in the following links. All information and images here came via [sexywitch.wordpress.com].

  • Study for Departure of the Witches, 1877
  • Another Study for Departure of the Witches, 1877
  • Departure of the Witches, 1878
  • The Vision of Faust, 1880
  • Luis Falero’s Witch, 1880
  • Photogravure of The Vision of Faust, 1893
  • What Russia Needs is More Internet!



    On November 1st, Russian ISPs will be obliged to block websites that appear on the government's "black list". The voluntary implementation of this has already been a disaster [ruvr.ru]. It was originally envisioned that specific domains would be crudely blocked by IP addresses but that idea was scrapped and replaced with a list of criteria that ISPs must filter by [rt.com]. I have discussed the "black list" notion before [riemanns cut], and outlined my concerns over it, but it really does look like it could be an absolute disaster. Not necessarily because of some "horrendous evil clampdown on free-speech", but simply because of the ham-fisted technical aspects to it's implementation.

    Is that your vertical power in your pocket
    or are you just happy to see me?
    We see a lot of journalism, both in Russia and the 'West', that Putin is deeply suspicious of the Internet, and that's probably true (given all the negative material out there about him and his country). Contrary to the dictatorship that his presidency is always portrayed as though ("vertical power" as the journo's call it, a "Semi-presidential system" as it's officially called, just like in France) he does not sit around all day banging a gavel after thinking up some new law, in fact, the censorship law comes from the majority of the Duma parliament (both ruling and opposition parties) who support the motion for "blacklisting" of certain web domains.

    There have been all kinds of other propositions for tightening of internet use in Russia. One of the more recent ones, suggested by Вадим Деньгин (Vadim Dengin), of the Liberal Democrat party, is that all Russians using social media must provide ID credentials (passport, drivers licence) when signing up. The same old reasoning is used for this: "prevention of fraud, protection of children..." Another idea, which turned out to be some Twitter "miscommunication", was a threat to block all of Youtube in Russia, voiced by Russian Telecom Minister, Николай Никифоров (Nikolai Nikigorov). Now that would be an absolute travesty if it went ahead, not because it blocked media going into Russia, but because it would block media going out.

    vk.com/onlyorly
    All Russian law makers should think twice before suggesting implementing any more steps to clamp down on the Internet. For every piece of hateful rhetoric written and illegal opposition rally organised (and let's not forget those American "cyber-weapons"), there is a Russian lolcat or crazy driving video being pushed into the minds of Western Internet consumers. This seemingly trivial fact is an astounding change for people in the West. Suddenly Russia and Russians no longer seem to be so alien (or even more alien at times, but in an endearing quirky manner). There is a softening of the Russian image. This is something Russia has lacked since the start of the Soviet Union. Language was a barrier of course, but Western media control and fear-mongering also played a part. The Soviets never had any mass impact on the minds or hearts of outsiders (other than being know for making crap cars). Unlike the great Hollywood propaganda machine in the US, Russia found itself without a charismatic glittery-shit maker, for the opposition countries to lust after.

    Rather than blocking the Internet, and throwing up walls like was done in the past, why not use it for ones own gain. There are arguably two types of censorship. We are familiar with the easy to understand concept of subtractive censorship. This is where you cut out or block what you don't want others to see. Here in the "free" West we are used to a different kind of censorship though. An additive censorship, where the truth is not always withheld, but instead, it's obfuscated within a torrent of meaningless drivel so that we become blind to it's existence. Trying to extract the truth brings to mind the old allegory of trying to drink from fire hydrant. Unpalatable truths that refuse to hide are given a spin, a façade a veneer so that we feel good about them. We are more worried about happens to a character in a TV show than what is happening in the world. When we do become aware of "world news", it also takes the form a bad TV show where all leaders are depicted as two dimensional characters; black and white; good and evil. Cutting out ones influence in a medium just creates a void, for others to fill in.

    Something I remember Leo Laporte [TWiT] saying (before I stopped listening) is that even if you hide away from the Internet, the Internet will still build a profile on you. Other people will start to dictate how your image and persona appears on the Internet. That may either be innocuous or deliberately designed with malice. The only way you can change this image of you, is to personally take charge of how you appear online. You must propagate so much positive and/or truthful mantra that you obliterate the negative slants and lies, and this is what should continue happen in Russia.



    I've spoken before of the concept of "soft-power" [riemanns cut], and how Russia needs more of it. An example of some recent Russian soft-power that will be familiar to many came at the time of this year's Eurovision Song Contest. There was an amazing amount of interest in Buranovsky Babushka, a group of elderly singers from Russia [youtube]. Russian media were speaking of a new view of Russia from abroad. A more inviting, cute and cuddly Russia. At least, that's what they thought the world were thinking anyway. It didn't take long for that to fade though, and soon another group of Russian women took the Western limelight, propagating a much more sinister image of the country. And unfortunately, both for Russia and Pussy Riot, their agenda was quickly hijacked by external interests and turned into something it wasn't.

    What's happening in Russia is important for us all to observe. Russian Internet was infamous for it's "liberties". It was these liberties and the crimes committed within them that have led to new laws and regulations being made. The same will happen here. We already have Internet black listing in Ireland, and in other countries.  Earlier this year, Internet sensation, Sean Sherlock, signed into law the ability for third parties to seek injunctions against ISPs [riemann's cut] and as recently as last week, Irish ISP, UPC, has carried out a court ruling to block certain websites [torrentfreak]. Unlike print or televised media, information on the Internet doesn't need an agreeing third party publisher. It goes from source to end user. It opens up all kinds of dissenting and alternative voices, freedoms and illegalities. This troubles any monopoly and authoritarian, here or in Russia.

    While I'm sure this law will provide endless fodder for Western entities to bash Russia over the head with, I honestly can't ever see a major "China-Style" clampdown on the Internet happening in Russia (not until the global Internet clamp down begins, at least). For the social reasons I mentioned, and for e-commerce, the clear flow of data in and out of Russia is important. Recent events like the Zuckerberg  paying a dodgy visit to Moscow and meeting the Prime Minister, as well as eBay having set up a new Russian portal, point to an increasing vibrant Internet use in Russia. There are also major (but somewhat far-fetched)  plans to get broadband to 95% of the populace before 2015 [broadbandtvnews], so contrary to what vibe these new laws might give, the ultimate goal is to get more Russians on and using the Internet.

    Two Things





    The second image reminded me of first image, which I put in mental storage 4 years ago.

    First is an image of the night sky, taken in Hawaii, 2008. Photographed by Eric Rolph [flickr] [via].
    Second is of Russian Olympic gold medallist  Наталья Ищенко (Natalia Ishchenko), competing in this years Syncronised Swimming European championships, Eindhoven. Photographic credits: John Thys [epochtimes.ru]

    Jazz Voyage: El Vito > Olé > La Fiesta


       El Vito --------------------------->

       Olé ------------------------------->

       La Fiesta

    It's the Jazz Weekend here in Cork so lets talk jazz...

    The old Spanish folk song, "El Vito", performed above by Teresa Berganza, is said to have inspired John Coltrane's "Olé".  If you listen to Olé from 9:55 onwards, you'll hear the "El Vito" melody.quite clearly. It also seems clear that Olé then went on to influence Chick Corea's "La Fiesta", although it is possible that Corea derived his inspiration directly from El Vito too. The variation of the melody played by Coltrane at 15:55 in particular, is very similar to La Fiesta.  Due to embedding restrictions the version performed here is much later than the original 1972 version. Chick Corea's Akoustic Band in 1987, Poland, at the "Warsaw Jazz Jamboree".

    Merca Derca {music}



    While waiting for one of the recent American presidential election debates to start, I decided to make some poop music to pass the time. There are two "march" inspired pieces, of varying styles, making use of tuba and Hammond organ, and are as shit as the candidates themselves!

    Merca (working title: Sallo March #2)

    [ Merca.mp3 ]

    Derca (working title: The Optic Patch)

    [ Derca.mp3 ]

    Bohemian Waxwing








    Beautiful bird. Bohemian Waxwing (Bombycilla garrulus) [wikipedia]

    Image sources [lynxeds.com] [blogspot.ie] [robmckayphotography.com] [flickr] [flickr]

    Recycle Your Underpants



    I came across a photo-op for a campaign, which to my ignorant eyes, looked like it had something to do with dropping your old skiddy underpants into a box for recycling (I've seen the state of some peoples underwear and unless that box said "Nuclear processing - care of: Sellafield", I wouldn't put them next nor near of it). After a little bit of research I found that it pertains to a swimsuit recycling drive ("Recicla Tu Bañador"), organised by Italian fashion company, Calzedonia [wiki]. According to a fashion blog, the event took place in Madrid, Spain, in May of this year, and the Spanish model is Malena Costa [horaconfessions.com].

    Calzedonia's website states that for each swimsuit you deposit you'll get a €5 purchase off a new garment [calzedonia.it]. The website also states that the old bikinis and swimsuits will be "recycled in an eco-compatible way in conformity with all legal standards and ethical principles." I don't know about that, it all sounds a bit too legalese for my liking. It's formality makes me very suspicious about their motives, and suspicious about that "box". For all we know, there could be a guy sitting inside, wearing a rubber gimp mask, waiting for a tasty new treasure to fall in on his head.



    The whole thing is perverted. I mean, just look at those pervert photographers, totally perving on the model. Even the female bystander is taking a creeper shot in the background. Filthy slimy perverts. And just look at what they captured...



    Yes sir, total perversion. Shocking perversion. These people should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sitting here, totally stunned by the perversion.

    The End Will Not Be Televised



    It's nearly time. It's nearly time for Ireland's almighty analogue TV switch off. For months now, we've been blasted with the ads urging us to prepare for the switch to digital. "Get your Saorview approved box now, or doom shall seek ye out." "Protect yourself against the Mayan apocalypse!" "You must get the box, for without the box, your life will be meaningless." "Relax citizen, and continue to consume RTE programming." "Programming gives you strength".

    I don't bother with Irish media these days. I was never a big TV fan but I've started to cut out Irish radio now too, and my outlook on life has improved, immensely  Any time I do catch a glimpse of it, it's always the same: "household tax" "horrendous budget" "worsening crisis" "pay now or go to jail" "political corruption but ah sure grand" "In other news, a person died from shit health care today". It's been the same old shite for the past 6 years now, and nothing will to come of it. Ireland has no sovereign leadership, we're just bumbling along as Europe sees fit. So there's no point keeping up with it, especially not when every news bulletin is governmental fear mongering.

    I'm also not interested in listening to the likes of overpaid/under-worked Marian Fucknukan cough her lungs up as she talks about RTE's brand of "world politics". World politics in Irish media means America. If they do branch out on a different country, it's always on a tangent from an American point of view. Heaven forbid that "neutral" Ireland might have media that makes up it's own mind. No. And increasingly we see arseholes given air to talk about how we should change our education system to help fulfil job vacancies in American companies situated in Dublin. When was Ireland sold to America exactly.

    It's not that I have anything against televisions as devices, but their mainstream content is a different story. If they're not trying to shape your opinion, with outlandish lies and propaganda, their turning it to mush with mindless cackFactor "reality" shows, and Big Wank Theory shitcoms. And people just gobble it up. They rush home from work to watch some jumped-up maggot, ejaculate into their minds. This type of television programming stops you from thinking your own thoughts; it anaesthetises the mind. A complete photonic opiate, an effect that you'll often see being used by parents, desperate to pacify an unruly child.

    When the switch off comes on the 24th, do yourself a favor: don't switch it back on. (not that it matters anyway, most get their viewing material from third parties, like the Rupert Murdochs).

    Superfluous images...

    Thomas Gear, here...



    "Thomas Gear, here..." That's what he says. Every time #vinb takes an ad-break, he's there, lusting after "unwanted gold", whatever the hell "unwanted gold means. "I'll do ye the privilege of taking that unwanted gold off yer hands, me boy". Whenever he pops up on screen I can't help but think of Fagin out of Oliver Twist. You know he's the type that would suck the metal fillings out of your head if he though he could smelt them down into something valuable.

    Even though I don't watch much television these days, not even Vincent Browne, I can't get away from Thomas Gear because they have ads on the radio now too. It's always the same: "Thomas Gear here...", "Thomas Gear, here..." he proclaims himself as if he's the fucking president. Every drug addict must surely be hearing the same thing "Thomas [get your] Gear here" and when the ad comes on it's like some kind of call to burglar-Jihad. The only people who have "unwanted gold" are the people whom the gold doesn't belong to. Thomas Gear will take "unwanted gold" and turn it into "instant cash"; with an offer like that, who wouldn't be digging up their dead granny and whipping the gold teeth out of her skull.

    The Toilet Mask


    Image via [olddesignshop.com]

    Patented in 1875, the rubber Toilet Mask, or Face Glove (which must have been a better sounding title, even back then), was a device designed for ladies to wear overnight, several nights during the week, and promised to do all kinds of wonderful things to the skin. The idea is that unbreathable rubber would cause the skin to sweat, thus opening the pores and relieving them of their toxic blockages. The rubber was also infused with magical ointments to treat and bleach the skin. As Madam Rowley herself put it: it encourages "perspiration with a view to soften and clarify the skin by relieving the pores and the superficial circulation" and then it applied “unguents or other medical preparations to the skin of the face for the palliation or cure of cutaneous eruptions, blotches, pimples or other similar complexional defects”.

    Apparently these were a big hit back in the day and with endorsements made by many celebrities, society ladies, and belles. All I can say is: it puts the lotion in the basket.

    More info [beautifulwithbrains.com]

    Yellow Earmuffs



    There's no political commentary here, it really is just a matter of yellow earmuffs, but I'm bored so lets make one up.

    I'm thinking of a modern day 1980s style "buddy" film, like Beverly Hills Cop [imdb] meets Red Heat [imdb] meets RoboCop [imdb]. I think I might be onto a real winner here because unless I'm mistaken, no-one has ever done all three combinations in one: Black and white, European and American, man and woman. (Ereaser [imdb] doesn't count). Here's how the teaser would run...
    "When a bank robbery goes horribly wrong, it sets in motion the unlikely pairing of the Russian President with America's First Lady, who find themselves tangled in a web of lies, deceit, and betrayal. They have only 48 hours to track down the location of a military drone gone rogue, before it flies into New York and delivers it's thermonuclear payload, sparking off a third world war... Hilarity ensues!"
    "Yellow Earmuffs is the sardonic comedy of the year. I laughed so much I nearly topped myself!" Generic Daily Mail Reporter.

    "Hit & Run" Dash-Cam Video


    8/9th October, 2012 - Қарағанды, Kazakhstan.

    A Mercedes driver decides to keep going after mowing down a pedestrian crossing the road. After being chased down and forced to stop by another car, the driver once again takes off at high speed, avoiding a group of people. He continues to accelerate along the busy road until he collides head on with an on-coming car. The crash kills the Mercedes driver but it's reported that all others, including the pedestrian, survived.

    This is fairly brutal stuff. One wonders what was going through the drivers mind. One also wonders: "What is love?"

    Gaussing the Shadowmask


    Magnetic Moiré pattern. Image via flickr/mikemol ]

    One of the prettiest ways to kill your CRT television or monitor. While degaussing will usually fix a magnetised shadow-mask, a magnet strong enough may actually deform the metal structure of the mask, rendering the display permanently distorted.

    See "Shadow-Mask" [wikipedia] for more details.

    Red Bullshit

    While I don't want to sound unimpressed, or like I didn't enjoy the spectacle, I really can't stomach some of the shit been spoken about the recent Red Bull "Space Jump" [wiki].

    Space seems to have gotten a lot closer recently. I wonder if I climb on to the roof of my house, am I in "space". This jump was not a grand science experiment, as I hear some describe it. This was a stunt: a daredevil and publicity stunt. Most importantly it had little to nothing to do with space. Wearing a pressurised suit doesn't make you an astronaut, if it did, deep sea divers could say they've been to Mars [image].

    Admittedly, what we consider past scientific ventures (first man in space, first man on the moon...) have big dollops of propagandistic motives stuck to their conceptions, but they still were still based in the realm of bettering mankind's knowledge and grasp of the universe. This Red Bull thing was based on bettering personal ego and increasing profits.

    Heading sideways for a minute. I read that CNN cut away from the live feed as soon as he jumped, just in case something bad happened. I guess all the cretin media stations are still licking their wounds because of that Fox News fail (win) of showing a man shooting himself in the head, live on air ("get off, get off, get off [on] it!") [youtube].

    Again I must say, I did enjoy watching the "jump" for the few hours it was on, and I'll give some credence to their claim that it will benefit future space programs, by adding to their knowledge of what happens if you have to bail-out from a space capsule at high altitude, but lets not go crazy. Not yet anyway. I've been stewing on this ever since I first heard about his test flights and began thinking that one day, the next flag on the Moon will be an ad for Red Bull, or McDonalds, or Proctor & Gamble. Space flight is surely the next stunt for some company to hock their wares [image].

    American Alpine Skier, Lindsey Vonn, is rarely seen in public without some sort of Red Bull sponsership on or about her. She recently Tweeted about how great her 28th birthday was, and shared a picture of her birthday cake [twitter].

    What obstacle is space when you can already buy someone's entire life.

    Bertha Benz: Driving Pioneer

    "Bertha Benz (née Ringer, 3 May 1849 [Pforzheim, Germany] – 5 May 1944) was the wife and business partner of automobile inventor Karl Benz. In 1888 she was the first person to drive an automobile over a long distance. In doing so she brought the Benz Patent-Motorwagen worldwide attention and got the company its first sales.

    On 5 August 1888, without telling her husband and without permission of the authorities, Benz drove with her sons Richard and Eugen, thirteen and fifteen years old, in one of the newly constructed Patent Motorwagen automobiles—from Mannheim to Pforzheim—becoming the first person to drive an automobile over a real distance. Motorized drives before this historic trip were merely very short trial drives, returning to the point of origin, made with mechanical assistants. This pioneering tour had a one-way distance of about 106 km.

    On the way, she solved numerous problems. She had to find ligroin as a fuel; this was available only at apothecary shops, so she stopped in Wiesloch at the city pharmacy to purchase the fuel. A blacksmith had to help mend a chain at one point. The brakes needed to be repaired and, in doing so, Bertha Benz invented brake lining.[by getting a cobbler to nail leather over the brakes] She also had to use a long, straight hatpin to clean a fuel pipe, which had become blocked, and to insulate a wire with a garter. She left Mannheim around dawn and reached Pforzheim somewhat after dusk, notifying her husband of her successful journey by telegram. She drove back to Mannheim the next day." Text & imagery, copied and adapted from [wiki]




    Hangar 18

    There are two references to "Hangar 18" in this post, one being a musical number and the other a 1980 film starring Robert Vaughn. Refence to Hangar 18 tends to pop up when reading about "Roswell" or "Area 51" alien spacecraft conspiracy theories [wiki], although the location of the hangar tends to move around a bit.


    "Hangar 18" - Megadeth - Copyright restrictions mean you'll have to watch the video on Youtube [ youtu.be/4tzWc3Xl4B0 ]

    I remember watching this as a child on the MTVs back in 1990. I thought it was the most sophisticated thing ever made for music television, and one of the spookiest things too! Looking at it now I'm cringing under the desk, although to be fair, the photography isn't bad, and I've seen B-Movies that weren't as much fun. Headbangers Ball on MTV used to always make a big deal out of it.

    According to Wikipedia [wiki], it reached #25 in the Irish Singles Chart, which isn't surprising as Megadeth were quite popular here at the time. It's also reported that "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due", the opening track from the "Rust in Peace" album which Hangar 18 was included on, was inspired by the troubles in Northern Ireland, and given a twist with the troubles over Palestine/Israel.

    The Wikipedia entry also says that the Hangar 18 song may have been inspired by the following film.


    Watch the entire "Hangar 18" (1980) film on Youtube [ youtu.be/xfNh1daJ6ms ] 

    The second reference to "Hangar 18" is the film of the same name, released in 1980 [imdb]. An enjoyable little feature, but the a plot so far fetched it's out past Orion's Belt (and no, not because it's about space aliens). Two NASA astronauts watch a fellow astronaut get killed when the satellite they are deploying collides with a UFO whizzing around the planet. Rather than being held and thoroughly questioned by the US government and NASA, and kept out of public view (perhaps with a phoney quarantine notice), instead they are made scapegoats for their colleagues death and are subsequently turfed out on their ears. Well, I'm sure you can guess what happens next. Yes, the film becomes a cross between The Fugitive and intergalactic Magnum PI.

    The opening scene was quite daring in a sense because it depicted the first deployment of a satellite, from the then unflown US Space Shuttle, where one of its crew members dies during the mission. How they got away with including that scene is testament to NASA's lack of superstition involving space flights. That or they just didn't care. Things went a little differently six years later when a family film about the Space Shuttle, "Space Camp" (1986) [imdb], was chalked for release just after the "Challenger disaster" [wiki] of that year, and had the release date put back to the Summer months.

    Other noteworthy points about the film Hangar 18: A fun performance by Darren McGavin [imdb], who also stared in another 1980 NASA related production, The Martian Chronicles [imdb]. Also the sub-story of the aliens is clearly an influence on this year's Prometheus [imdb] film. The aliens even look a bit like the Engineers.

    "We have a Black Muslim in the White House"



    Madonna seems to have finally lost the plot. Perhaps her brain suffered a mechanical shut-down after making one too many political dichotomies over her life time. Or maybe she's just been sucking on that vodka masquerading-as-mineral-water for too long. What is it about the white-trash of America thinking that Obama is a Muslim? [Riemann's Cut] Isn't this something that everyone got over in 2008? Still it persists though.

    "For better or worse..." 

    Ignoring the bizarre Muslim claim, she's suggesting that Obama isn't very good, but at least he's black. Yikes. I think the make-up artists pulled the skin on her face too tight and it's cutting off the oxygen to her brain.

    But you know, this is Madonna after-all, and being controversial is how she's made her living for the last 70+ years. Controversial like: taking her clothes off on stage, in honour of an 14 year old girl who was shot in the head [huffingtonpost]. So the cynic would say this "Muslim in the White House" thing is just to get fools, like me, blogging about her. Or could it be an insidious Freudian slip, revealing a more prejudiced core to her than she lets on? Either-way, it all boils down to staying in the limelight, and gathering in the dollars.

    Man Flu



    I found this in an old wallet. I forgot I had drawn it some time years ago, sometime when I was out and about and inspiration hit.

    Man: "I've got purple moles on my skin, blood in my stools, and a pain in my testicles - maybe I should go to the doctor?"
    Woman: "Maybe you should shut the fuck up! Fucking men, always moaning about their 'Man-flu'".

    It's true though, isn't it. Men are told they don't worry enough about their health, and then when they mention they're ill, they get bashed over the head with the "man flu" thing. To be fair, I think both genders are prone to medical hyperbole: "ow, I've got a tickly cough", "ow, I've got a little person climbing out of a very sensitive part of me, that really shouldn't stretch that much. Christ almighty I'm bleeding buckets!" Wimps, we're all wimps!

    In the case of the cartoon above, it looks as if the poor man is well past the going to the doctor stage, and has developed a rather nasty case of the Metastatic Cancers. It's the one way we all go: full of lumps that we weren't born with.

    Syria: "Victory Comes From God"

    Syria is a complete and utter mess. No one knows what's really going on. FSA rebel terrorists lobbing NATO made grenades at Turkey, goading them into conflict. Commercial passenger planes being forced down with F16 fighter jets, because they're carrying boxes of Russian dildos. Everyday we hear of how Bashar al-Assad is killing thousands of his citizens, something this wicked dictator must have been doing for years now.


    wolfr.am/P39XdP ]

    Imagine my surprise when I discovered that since the "mass murdering child killer" assumed power in Syria in 2000, the population did not decrease or even flatten out, but actually started to accelerate. I guess it must be like how rabbits breed more in their burrows, while hiding from the farmers shotgun.


    Ah yes, the "Godless Infidel"  meme. Allahu Ackbar, and all that. Welcome to Libya 2.0. I hear there's not much interest in becoming the new American ambassador to Syria, when all this pans out; people like keeping their balls intact it seems. Or maybe they just don't like the thought of their mother hugging a cold and distant president in the wake of their death [youtube].

    Gangnam Style - Bass Guitar



    H.J.Freaks: The best thing to come out of Korea since the Unha-3 rocket. Make sure you stay tuned until the end.

    SketchUp


    Creating some nonsense with Trimble's SketchUp [sketchup.com]

    North Korean Space Shuttle



    I have seen it all now. I love the pointy booster rockets. It gives it the charm of a novelty pencil case. 

    While this is actually just an installation at the Mangyongdae School Children's Palace in Pyongyang, there was talk at one stage of North Korea developing their own Space Shuttle, which was of course, just idle bravado. A functional reusable orbiter vehicle would always have been an impossible dream for DPRK, as they could never have afforded to waste money on it like the United States' did with theirs.

    What I find most interesting is that it's clearly modelled on the American Space Shuttle, and not the Soviet Бура́н shuttle, as is often suggested. I also love the mosac backdrop. Very fashionable these days with the resurgence in all things 8bit.

    Photo credits:
    flickr.com/josephferris76 ]
    [ flickr.com/zaruka ]
    flickr.com/mytripsmypics ]


    Just as I was finishing this post, I came across the image above [pbase.com]. It's from a more recent exhibition in North Korea, and shows a concept drawing of what the DPRK space vehicle might actually look like. Well, it's a bit better I guess, in a kind of Frankenstein way. It looks like they merged the American Space Shuttle with bits of the Бура́н, and then they a stuck the front of Boeing 747 on top. Wonderful, I can't wait to see it make it's début flight...

    Into Your Head, Into My Head - Out of Our Minds



    I recently blogged about some alleged Judas Priest artwork plagiarism [Riemann's Cut], which reminded me of something I discovered a few months back. As you see above, there are two similar space-themed cat-in-humanoid-costume works. On the left is mine, and on the right is someone elses. The piece I did was artwork for podcaster, Neal, over at Into Your Head radio [intoyourhead.com]. The one of the right is something I randomly found sometime later, over here [mikailinfo.com]. I'm not sure if they're the owner of it, and doing a quick Google search doesn't throw up anything interesting. I'd like to know it's origins, and if there were any more. It looks like it could be quite old, and if so, what a strange zeitgeist to tap into.

    Listening Material for the next aural section: [ Into Your Head - Episode 567a ] [ archive.org mirror ]

    More importantly than some silly observation about internet art, I wanted to finally address an episode of Into Your Head, in which Neal deals exclusively with issues surrounding me. Proving that no good turn get's left unrubbed, I'm responding to it now, five month's later. I'll assume my responce won't interest many readers, so I'll try to keep my reflections exciting, for the one or two poor fuckers who hoover up any old shite. Shall we begin? Forward.

    This is mean't to be a podcast exclusively about me, but Neal insists on starting it about eggs, and "fucking crap". Now we're being told that Gareth Fitzgerald was a benign dictator of Ireland. He was not, don't be lying Neal. He finally gets around to talking about me, but because his studio resembles London after the Blitz, he can't find the question I asked him. He sounds like a doctor nervously trying to find HIV results. I hope I passed, or failed, or however that works.

    Sorry Neal, it wasn't bullshit. I did indeed try listening to three podcasts at the same time once. Listening back to the rest of my comment about it, I'm not sure I understand what I'm rambling on about, so maybe you were right and I was lying. I like how I demanded that Neal answered my questions immediately, but it took me 5 months to reply to this. Monkey Nuts.

    It's Riemann's Cut. Reeeeeeee-mans Cut. It's German for circumcision. Ah yes the referendum. We have another one coming up soon now. Something about reducing the age at which you can abort children. 16 years old is the new limit, I think. That reminds me, I don't use the word cretin enough, or cunt. [Monkey cunts, that's what they call them. Big steaming piles of monkey cunts]. Neal suggests that my blog is basically "words and gif animations of women's arses." It is not. That's slander, Neal.

    Now I'm getting a recycled poem dedicated to me. That was wonderful Neal. Very touching. If you made any more of an effort you might stop breathing. I always wanted to be an aggressive electric boiler seller, and now I am, in a poem. Neal has no problem recalling Boris Yeltsin's name but draws a blank when trying to come up with the name of the current Russian president, Vladimir Putin. That sums up all the problems facing Russia today. Racism. It's all racism.

    The podcast has suddenly stopped being about me, so I'll turn it off now. Well that was fucking lovely. Thank you very much and good morning.
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